no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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