Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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