Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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