we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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