But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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