im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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