have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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