I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wanna passion pit in your ass
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They took my balls.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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