what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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