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who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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