We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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