You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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