But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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