if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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