But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
