yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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