She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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