What a fucking waste of an outfit
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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