Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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