i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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