dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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