ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I think my vagina is haunted
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
vagina is talking i cant
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
im on a boat
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