S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
