Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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