It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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