Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
