ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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