? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
