You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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