I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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