Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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