If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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