I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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