awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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