I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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