You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
