idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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