Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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