what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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