its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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