Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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