haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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