I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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