i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
