so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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