I'm gonna have a badass scar
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
