ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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