I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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