The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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