"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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