if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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