woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
