Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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