chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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