dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
my liver is dry heaving
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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